Meet the Aardvark Team
When he‘s not out selling, he’s thinking about selling. It doesn‘t matter what your problem is, he WILL solve it -- just don’t bother him on his popcorn break.
While his eyes don’t work so well in the light anymore, he can make any underground connection you need. He will work tirelessly, sometimes even while sleeping, to ensure your happiness.
Is it broken? Not anymore if he’s had a crack at it! One does not get to be Chief Fixing Officer without knowing how to fix ALL the things.